1. FRAGRANCE (BVLGARI, BUY HERE): So as to not smell like the typical, jock strap-ted,
I try and give baby face-ted, distinguished gentleman.
2. PLANTS (NO BRAND , BUY AT YOUR LOCAL MARKET): Lego’s and rubber bands and zip ties and chain and magnet. Fasten wind to soil and river to constellation.
3. SINGLE-USAGE NEEDLES (NO BRAND): I call it OJ, aka “the juice”, so imagine these are straws. aka life savers, aka OMG pretty boy swag syrup.